Before You Poo Spray

Because Some Things Should Stay Private.

Listen.
We all go.
Not everyone has to know.

Spray the water before you go and let the essential oil barrier trap odors at the source. No cloud of cover-up fragrance. No chemical fog. Just quiet, dignified discretion.

Spray. Go. Flush. Exit like royalty.

Made with witch hazel, essential oils, and natural odor-blocking ingredients to keep the bathroom vibe intact.Now choose your weapon:

🧙‍♀️ Witch, You Stink

Fresh, sharp, slightly herbal magic.

For when someone absolutely did blow it up… and now you’re casting spells to undo it.

Clean. Bold. Slightly dramatic.
Like a witch with standards.

💨 Butt Toots Banisher

Playful. Bright. Gets the job done.

Light enough to keep things fresh, strong enough to handle “uh oh.”

For shared bathrooms, sibling rivalries, and anyone pretending they “just walked in here.”

📜 Thou Shall Not Stink

The holy grail of bathroom boundaries.

Refined. Balanced. Smells intentional — not panicked.

For those who believe odor control is a moral obligation.

👑 Ye Olde Butt Banisher

Citrus-forward bergamot with a clean herbal backbone.

Smells noble. Works aggressively.

For those who protect their reputation at all costs.